The 300. Mr Light’s “No Weak Sides” Kit.

This is the kit for wrapping the house. Front and both sides. The “we don’t skip the dark wall” job.

Three hundred commercial C9s. Real socket wire. Real clips. The same gear we hang when somebody pays us to do the house. Packed so you can knock it out in a weekend and still have a life.

This is not the Amazon / Walmart / Lowe’s / Home Depot version. Those kits look cheap because they are cheap: thin wire, weak sockets, clips that crack, bulbs that fade. This is commercial-grade. Clean lines down the roof, the ridges, the windows, the walk, the garage. Not the tangled big-box look. The “how much did that cost?” look. And when they ask, you can say it out loud.

DIY. Custom fit. You do the hang.

What’s in it

• A free estimate so you don’t buy the wrong amount
• 300 ft of C9 socket wire
• 300 C9 bulbs (pick your colors)
• 300 C9 clips
• 30 male ends
• 30 female ends
• 150 ft of green lead wire
• A timer, because nobody wants to unplug this thing at midnight in January
• A 3-year guarantee and support if something in the kit is wrong

The pitch Pro look. No crew in your yard. Better than anything on a big-box shelf. 3-year guarantee.

Bring a ladder, needle-nose pliers, a staple gun, a hot glue gun, and an outlet. Need help on the steep stuff? Rent the GOAT steep ladder assist for $100 a day. The kit is the rest.