The 500. Mr Light’s “Whole Property. Full Send.” Kit.

This is the big one. The whole house. The walk. The garage. The line people assume took a crew three days. It didn’t. It took you, a ladder, and this kit.

Five hundred commercial C9s. Real socket wire. Real clips. The same gear we hang when somebody pays us to do the house. Packed for a serious weekend, not a cute afternoon.

This is not the Amazon / Walmart / Lowe’s / Home Depot version. Those kits look cheap because they are cheap: thin wire, weak sockets, clips that crack, bulbs that fade. This is commercial-grade. Clean lines down the roof, the ridges, the windows, the walk, the garage. Not the tangled big-box look. The “how much did that cost?” look. And when they ask, you can say it out loud.

DIY. Custom fit. You do the hang.

What’s in it

• A free estimate so you don’t buy the wrong amount
• 500 ft of C9 socket wire
• 500 C9 bulbs (pick your colors)
• 500 C9 clips
• 45 male ends
• 45 female ends
• 250 ft of green lead wire
• A timer, because nobody wants to unplug this thing at midnight in January
• A 3-year guarantee and support if something in the kit is wrong

The pitch Pro look. No crew in your yard. Better than anything on a big-box shelf. 3-year guarantee.

Bring a ladder, needle-nose pliers, a staple gun, a hot glue gun, and an outlet. Need help on the steep stuff? Rent the GOAT steep ladder assist for $100 a day. The kit is the rest.